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Know Your State’s Motto

Just for fun today for a change.  Dee

    Know your state's motto:

                                  Alabama
                       He** Yes, We Have Electricity.

                                   Alaska
                       11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

                                  Arizona
                            But It's A Dry Heat.

                                  Arkansas
                         Literacy Ain't Everything.

                                 California
            By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

                                  Colorado
                      If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

                                Connecticut
                            Like Massachusetts,
                    Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.

                                  Delaware
               We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

                                  Florida
                        Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

                                  Georgia
                We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

                                   Hawaii
                      Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
                 (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

                                   Idaho
                         More Than Just Potatoes...
         Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

                                  Illinois
                      Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

                                  Indiana
                      2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

                                    Iowa
                       We Do Amazing Things With Corn

                                   Kansas
                       First Of The Rectangle States

                                  Kentucky
                  Five Million People - Fifteen Last Names

                                 Louisiana
                     We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
                      But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

                                   Maine
                We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

                                  Maryland
                     If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

                               Massachusetts
                     Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

                                  Michigan
                  First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

                                 Minnesota
              10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

                                Mississippi
                 Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

                                  Missouri
               Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

                                   Nevada
                              Hookers and Poker!

                                New Hampshire
                          Go Away And Leave Us Alone

                                  New Jersey
                            You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
                             I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
                                  Right here!

                                  New Mexico
                           Lizards Make Excellent Pets

                                   New York
                      You Have The Right To Remain Silent
                        You Have The Right To An Attorney...

                                 North Carolina
                             Tobacco Is A Vegetable

                                   North Dakota
                        We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

                                       Ohio
                            At Least We're Not Michigan

                                      Oklahoma
                           Like The Play, But No Singing

                                       Oregon
                         Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

                                    Pennsylvania
                                   Cook With Coal

                                   Rhode Island
                              We're Not REALLY An Island

                                   South Carolina
                                Remember The Civil War?
                         Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

                                    South Dakota
                               Closer Than North Dakota

                                      Tennessee
                                 The Edyoocashun State

                                        Texas
                                    Se Hablo Ingles

                                         Utah
                           Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

                                        Vermont
                                        Ay, Yep

                                       Virginia
                          Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw
                                   Yokels Don't Mix?

                                       Washington
                              We have more rain than you do

                                      West Virginia
                               One Big Happy Family...Really!

                                        Wisconsin
                                  Come Cut The Cheese!

                                        Wyoming
                      Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

8 Responses to “Know Your State’s Motto”

  1. on 20 Jan 2008 at 3:41 pm Karen

    OK, those were funny, but where was Nebraska’s? Is it that boring a state?

  2. on 20 Jan 2008 at 4:20 pm Greg England

    Good stuff … and who needs Nebraska anyway?

  3. on 20 Jan 2008 at 4:51 pm Patrick Mead

    How about “Nebraska: we dream of Iowa”

  4. on 20 Jan 2008 at 6:32 pm Trey Morgan

    Funny stuff … I laughed at the California one.

  5. on 21 Jan 2008 at 8:16 am Peggy n Texas

    And what about Montana?

  6. on 21 Jan 2008 at 9:25 am Greg England

    You could add to California’s motto the words: “I mean, it’s like, you know?”

  7. on 21 Jan 2008 at 11:07 am Frank

    Too funny. Seriously though, isn’t it time NJ came up with a replacement for “The Garden State”? And whatever happened to those Texas Highway Dept. signs that said, “Drive Friendly”? That was so much closer to the spirit of the state than, “Don’t Mess with Texas.”

  8. on 08 Feb 2008 at 10:29 am Kansas Bob

    Too funny.. I just had to copy this one at my place!!

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