Immutable Laws
April 25th, 2008 at 11:42 am by Dee O'Neil Andrews
It's Friday. More fun today!
Read through these laws and comment as to which one(s) you have the most experience with, okay?!?
Hope y'all have a great weekend. Cheers & Blessings to each of you today! Dee
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
& Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
& Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
& Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
& Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
& Variation Law
If
you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
& Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
& Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
& Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
& Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
& Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
& The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
& Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
& Law of Physical Surfaces
The
chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
carpet/rug.
& Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
& Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
& Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
& Wilson 's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
& Doctors' Law
If
you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the
time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and
you'll stay sick.
Funny and so true!!
these are good,
Law of the Alibi, is very true!
and so is the law of the result, and I hate when it happens
and One reason I don’t like to talk some much, it’s hard to get my foot out of mouth!
hope ya have a safe weekend Dee!
huggs
Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Dee I like all of the above and have direct experience with them all; however, my personal favorite is the one below.
Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.
I have succumbed to all of these, I think.
Variation Law - that’s me. It doesn’t matter what line I’m in, it will always be the slowest line.
Yeah Murphy!!!
Law of Random Numbers
:)
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal … unless of course the call is worth a $100 and by the time you realize that the busy signal is from a wrong number (on re-dial) it’s too late
I liked your earlier principles too.
God Bless
Charlie
“Truer words, save God’s, were never spoken…”
What a cute post! And like many other folks, I am personally familiar with most of those laws! ‘chuckle’
Funny stuff. I’ve been there and done that!
I’ve had experience with most of them, but Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy keeps coming up again and again.