I don’t know about y’all, but I could use some lighthearted humor today and I think these fit the bill. For some reason – well, actually I know the reasons – I’ve fighting fatigue and lack of rest/sleep at night since I returned from Dallas a week ago Sunday. It started several weeks before that, so I’m tired.
Nothing rejuvenates most of us more than laughing and seeing the humor in things. I know it does me. I especially like the first one below because I’ve been in that moment many times in my life. The grocery bags – Tom. You?
Here goes.
RANDOM THOUGHTS
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
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I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
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There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
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Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
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How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
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I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
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I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
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Was learning to write in cursive really necessary?
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I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
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How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
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I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.. Stay strong, brothers & sisters !
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MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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Bad decisions make good stories.
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You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
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Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.
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I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
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I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Sheesh!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
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It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
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I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
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Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time…
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It really ticks me off when I want to read a story on CNNcom and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
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I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay..
SMILE —- it makes people wonder…….
“Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.”
The times I wish I could have elaborated on how people died when I’ve written obituaries or done the funerals!
I’ve been trying to live out my life these days so anyone can look at my computer history at any time. They will find a LOT of links to Guitar Center and similar sites.
The next to the last one gets me as well.
Laughter IS great medicine
Oh, girl, how I needed those today!!!
Wha fun!!! It’s not the history on my
computer, it the “sent” file in my email
box that I worry about.
Thanks for the smiles, sis. You are in my prayers. I’m headed back to Louisiana next February to do a youth rally in Jennings. And I’m in Biloxi and Mobile in March. Somewhere in there, we’ll have to take time to meet.
I loved ‘em all and tried to pick out a favorite. Hard to do, but this one sure describes me:
“I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.”
