These are funny – hilarious – but somehow sad, as this seems too real for comfort. Still . . . try to enjoy!
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Exploding hydrogen powered cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Climate change blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Last remaining two parent family interviewed on Larry King show.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 3 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030..
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what….NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or very very scared.
I Love This Country!
It’s The People who run the Government That Scares The Dickens out of Me!
that SCARES TOO!
My gut feeling is that some of them will actually become headline news.
COOL!! I can stop with the weight loss program, and just wait it out, and in just under 20 years I’ll be “average”
Sweet!! Thanks for the encouragement.
I am however, looking for a way to blame the failure of my lemon crop on climate change THIS year!!
You missed this one:
“Mead family still holed up in compound. Reports are they STILL have enough ammo to last 20+ years.”