Posted in Humor on April 25th, 2008 9 Comments »
It's Friday. More fun today!Read through these laws and comment as to which one(s) you have the most experience with, okay?!? Hope y'all have a great weekend. Cheers & Blessings to each of you today! Dee& Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to [...]
Apparently, last time I didn't pick up many popcorn lovers, alas. However, that is not going to deter me one whit from posting my Part Deux to that delightful, ultimate gourmet food that Tom and I both savor. Well - we don't eat nearly as much as we used to, but still enjoy the "gourmet" [...]
[Note: I'm sorry I've been out of pocket and haven't posted something new the past couple of days. I've been feeling really bad with a couple of different things, including my blood pressure being precipitously low, despite the new medication. About an hour ago (11:40 a.m.) it was so low standing up that my blood [...]
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized on March 7th, 2008 7 Comments »
[Note: I didn't write this - the author is unknown - but sure wish I had because I guarantee it is one of the most hilarious pieces of writing I've seen in a long time. And, see if you can think of some more fundamental rules for the Blues.
I bet you can.]
If you are new [...]
Posted in Humor on March 5th, 2008 20 Comments »
Those of you who drop by must try this short test on the way you talk - Yankee or Dixie: Yankee or Dixie TestIt
is a real, valid test, by the way. It only takes a minute or two to
take and is fascinating, as well as just plain fun. Find out from the
way you talk and [...]
While the "official" relationship between
my husband, Tom, and my son, Mark, may be "stepdad" and "stepson," they
are actually two peas in a pod in lots of ways. Most ways, actually.
But, probably the most important way in which they are alike, much to
my chagrin, is in their joy in telling what they think are funny
"Dee/Mom" stories [...]
Here's the moment you've all been waiting for. Some of you for the last three years if you haven't been named some kind of winner, at least, in one of the bi-annual Finding Direction Desktop Photo Contests, summer and winter. While the Finding Direction Judges find it hard to believe that there could possibly be [...]
Posted in Humor on January 20th, 2008 8 Comments »
Just for fun today for a change. Dee Know your state's motto:
Alabama
He** Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky
Five Million People - Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State
Texas
Se Hablo Ingles
Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Ay, Yep
Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
We have more rain than you do
West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Hey guys! I'm afraid I'm not quite in the Christmas spirit yet as you can tell, perhaps, by our current Christmas tree: But, there's always hope and I still have four days to go! So, how are y'all feeling about the holidays this year? I've heard mixed feelings from people around me this year, so far. [...]
Boy, this one is hard. I broke down and went to the dictionary for this letter, but that didn't help a bit. There is only one page of x words and all of them are rather scientific in nature and not suitable to be thankful for except maybe by some mad scientist.The only word I [...]